im going to name my kid pregnant so they can be like “hi im pregnant” and everyone will stand there all mortified
The people who come running to hug you after you haven’t seen them in awhile are my favorite type of people.
the amount of pictures I would take if I had a hot body is unimaginable
a plus-side to being my friend is that you can come to my house in your pajamas and i will not judge you because i will also be in my pajamas
How am I supposed to do this
You know when you’re little spoon and sleeping with someone and you wake up a little and scoot your butt and back towards them and they just so happen to be awake too and pull you in closer and you fall back asleep? Yeah. That.